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Vince Verhei (born October 10, 1975 in Seattle, Washington) is 406lbs, a real life ape, a goober, a former professional wrestler, and a 'contributor' (albeit barely, thanks to Dave Meltzer and the F4W/Observer merger) to the F4W Empire. Verhei is known best for his small penis and substantial body fat (a bad combination). In June 2005, Verhei started "contributing" in audio updates on The Bryan and Vinny Show, where the pair review professional wrestling and MMA programming, in an observational comedic style similar to that found in the newsletter, often interspersed with the awkward silences that have become Verhei's trademark. Bryan constantly screaming and berating Vincent has also become commonplace. It is rumored that Bryan may physically and/or sexually abuse Vinny off-the-air. Vinny has publicly denied these accusations.  Ironically, The show also marks the peak of his life's accomplishments.  

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Just another Monday night...


The Temple of VinEdit

Before involving himself with the great F4W Empire, young Verhei got his toes wet in internet journalism with the fabled "The Temple of Vin" website. Fantastic sections of the website included Vince's professional wrestling coverage ("The Vin Man's Squared Circle"), a Twisted Metal 2 fansite ("The War Zone"), a tribute to Deion Sanders ("The House of Prime"), a page dedicated to crunching numbers in the name of statistics ("StatsCenter"), and a textual shoot interview from Vince's younger days ("The Vin Man FAQ"). Typing "The Vin Man" so many times has made me feel greatly homosexual. What a dumb thing to call yourself. He also said that he wanted to see Shawn Michaels vs. Sabu at Wrestlemania and that Sabu was "the greatest athlete in wrestling" which is the most stupidest thing ever said in mankind.

After Anchor revealed he had paid for a domain to host the site vinny wants to forget, people asked "Why vinceverhei.info, why not .com", in which anchor replied - "cause it was 99c, oh yes". Board members jumped to the conclusion that Vinny really is only worth 99c. Hailed as genius

Wrestling careerEdit

Verhei was an independent professional wrestler in the Pacific Northwest, primarily wrestling as Shoulders Torelli and later transforming himself into the great Vinny V. The peak of both his career would be reached in the infamous "Hair Match" between himself and fellow Empire overseer Bryan Alvarez, which can be found on one of those fuckin' Super Chico DVD's that nobody buys unless it's a bootleg from KidZombie. The only man to have lost more money than 

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Vinny's Fantasy

he made as a wrestler, possibly because his ass was wider than his shoulders. Was denied a wrestling license in all governing states due to placing a hidden camera under a urinal. Also went by the nickname "RF."

Fishing and Hunting NewsEdit

Verhei is also the associate editor for the "Fishing and Hunting News" publication. How gay is that? Very.

Advertisers no longer wished to buy ad space in a poorly edited magazine and it is now out of business. Vinny now lives in a box on Bryan's lawn.

==Other Known Talents==
ChrisMomsPanties

sex-o-5-you

Pussy-Repellant

Once made love to 10, count them 10 sheep in one night

Loves to dress in womens clothing while taping the Bryan and Vinny show.

Will call you "Ricky Morton" if you give his groin the hot tag.

Is so lame that his mp3 player only plays .wma files.

Vince On WikipediaEdit

Vince has been declared 'unnotable' TWICE by Wikipedia. Wikipedia does, in fact, suck the high hard one, but this has to be a blow to his pride. What's left of it, anyhow.

VinnyismsEdit

  • Sucking cock. Lots of cock.
  • "frankstiens monster"
  • "X was disqualified for kicking too much ass"
  • "It was a show"

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