Run with an iron fist by Bone Machine they improbably manage to make being part of an message bard gang cool and sophisticated.
Amongst other things Tough Brets:
- don't cry
- tag shit up
- want no part of Boardamania
- are saving up to buy scooters
- are investigating the mysterious Mr X
- are allies of nobody
- don't stand for fluffin'
- don't allow people to leave (see Hardcore Hogan)
- don't whine like little bitches when they cut themselves shaving
- can't read my, can't read my
- are somethin' ta fuck wit
- got a big ol' butt