Grumpy, condescending geek who 'runs' the website from a technical standpoint, as opposed to powering the damn thing like a hamster running on a wheel.

On May 20, 2007, Tony revealed in the F4W Chat he had deleted over 100GB of prOn. He still has over three terabytes remaining on a variety of DVD-Rs and hard drives scattered around the state of Washington. Due to his new found fame, OUT! Magazine is reporting he may be leaving The Mexicans sister but that "the bitch ain't getting her hands on my money." It was later revealed he had $160 in his checking and $64 in an off shore account. Also in the Guinness Book of World Records for owning the largest tub of Vaseline. Has contracted the only medically known case of a yeast infection of the palm.

Breaths very heavily into phones.