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From Figure 4 Weekly

An orange shooting midget once held the fake FTW title in ECW.

Famed for fooling, with the help of booker Paul Heyman, a legion of idiotic bloodthirsty marks into thinking he was a legitimately tough shooter. In reaity he was in fact a tubby goof with a towel on his head who could do really sloppy dangerous suplexes and wouldn't last five seconds in a real fight.

Now an abysmal commentator, who despite years of experience is still as lousy as he was on his first day. Still better than Michael Cole.