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An orange shooting midget once held the fake FTW title in ECW.

Famed for fooling, with the help of booker Paul Heyman, a legion of idiotic bloodthirsty marks into thinking he was a legitimately tough shooter. In reaity he was in fact a tubby goof with a towel on his head who could do really sloppy dangerous suplexes and wouldn't last five seconds in a real fight.

Now an abysmal commentator, who despite years of experience is still as lousy as he was on his first day.

Is it freakin hot in here or is it just me?

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