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Lives in Indiana.

Survived an Alaskan wilderness odyssey not like that guy who died like a fool in that movie.

Has great hair.

Euro-friendly.

Hates WWE.

Picked Lesnar over Couture.

Voted for Obama.

Basically a model for 21st Century boarders everywhere.


Suffers from random bouts of depression while discussing Final Fantasy.

Strangely resembles shock jock Fred Toucher.

Could be Wild and Young, if not for the fact that he's so Old and Tame.

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