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The tag gauntlet became a hatred of "Mexican" Bryan Alvarez during the month of May in 2007, when, subjected to CHIKARA wrestling on digital video disc, he witnessed a match featuring:

  • not 1 team...
  • not 2 teams...
  • not 3 teams...
  • not 4 teams...
  • not 5 teams...
  • not 6 teams...
  • not 7 teams...
  • not 8 teams...
  • not 9 teams...
  • not 10 teams...
  • not 11 teams...
  • not 12 teams...
  • not 13 teams...
  • not 14 teams...
  • not 15 teams...
  • not 16 teams...

...but 17 TEAMS~!~!~! Ranging from ants to fat men to perverts to farmers to Vince Verhei's. In expressing his hate, Alvarez fumed, "ZERO BUYS". This caused Chikara fanboys to explode, and the phrase "not one, not two..." to be inducted into several hundred English language, plus numerous other language, hall of fames. Message board genius I. "Chee" Ban declared it to be "H.A.G."

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