An unorthodox wrestling promotion founded on the following principles:
- Unintelligible story-lines
- Giving away the biggest matchups on free TV
- Booking designed to avoid PPV buys
- No continuity
- No clean finishes
- Every match must end in an angle
- All wrestlers are equal
- Complex rules such as reverse battle royals, reserves ladder matches with some sort of cage, and various items on a pole
- No midgets
- The entire roster must appear on each and every show
- Any wrestler who enters from the WWE gets a world title run
- A minimum of five wrestlers involved in every angle
- Swerves = ratings
- When WWE gets a hot angle, shamelessly rip it off on the next Impact
Not to be confused with Tits n' Ass, for those are awesome.
TNA features athletic wrestlers who wrestle the same match week in and week out, along with a number of older wrestlers such as Sting, Kurt Angle, and
For the last five years, TNA will be dead in six months, due to NO BUYS.
Seriously if you enjoy watching anything from this promotion, you need to go get your eyes and brain checked.
Soon to change their name to Total Nobuys Asininity.
Awesome things in TNAEdit
Suck-ass things in TNAEdit
- Dick Flair
- Billy Gunn
- Don West (On TNA Impact & PPVs)
- Mike Tenay
- The main event angles
- The undercard angles
Suck-ass wrestlers who cut awesome promos in TNAEdit
Scary things in TNAEdit
- Kurt Angle
- Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan with any sort of power.
- Russo still writes the fucking shows.
Things you probably had no idea were even in TNAEdit
People smart enough to get the fuck out of TNAEdit
- Mickie James
- Count Marquis von Cor though he is probably coming back. Dumbass.
- Phil Brookettes
- Ron "The Truth" Killings
- Austin Aries
- Jim Cornette
Heroes who think TNA is greatEdit
- Kent Jones
- Bill and Doug
- The Wrestlecrap Forums
- Rob Welcher <------ LOOK AT ME!!! I'M FAMOUS!!!! THANKS FOR GETTING MY NAME OUT THERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK !
- North West Territories, Canada
- North Berlin Germany
- North Korea