Is a huge collecter of clocks.
On Being a Fat FuckEdit
Looking like UMAGA after he ate Shawn Michaels!
Samoa Joe is big a fat fuck.
He has a fat dick too.
On Becoming a Fat FuckEdit
Decided to swap the ability to do corkscrew planacha's to eat more pancake butter.
People He Has Eaten And/Or KilledEdit
His next target is suspected to be either Don West or a Baconator.
People Who He Has Had Fat Sex WithEdit