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More important than a wrestler killing their wife, child and self, according to major news outlets. Also more important than the Vice President's former chief of staff being found guilty of perjury and sub
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sequently pardoned by the President. She is also more important than the Iraq War.

Other things Paris Hilton is more important thanEdit

  • Pathetic failed terrorist attacks in the UK
  • The hundreds of road related fatalities that happen each week
  • Global Warming
  • The Spice Girls reuniting
  • The Iraq War
  • Britain’s new Prime Minister
  • Real News
  • The Genocide in Darfur
  • Her own self respect
  • Lance Storm

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