Michael Jackson is worse than Michael Jordan. I mean, Michael Jackson.

His heart just couldn't it beat it.

His death wasn't much of a thriller, he looked at the man in the mirror.

He died as easy as one, two, three ABC.

He was born a poor black boy and died a rich white woman.

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