• Hideki Matsui That baseball guy in his avatar
  • Mike Adamle (Really)
  • Big Daddy V

Dislikes Edit

  • Randy Orton
  • Ashley
  • Pretty girls
  • Joey Styles
  • Tommy Dreamer
  • Tommy Gunn
  • Top Gun
  • Top Hats
  • Clown Hats
  • Clown Colleges
  • Real Colleges
  • Children under 11
  • Children over 11
  • 11 year old children
  • Stamps
  • Cooking magazines
  • Ralph Nader
  • Democrats
  • Republicans
  • Independents
  • Whigs
  • Mexicans
  • Mexican'ts
  • Mexicools
  • Snow globes
  • High lighters
  • Tobacco farms
  • Peaches
  • Lemons
  • Limes
  • Lemon-lime sodas
  • Doctors
  • SAT scores
  • Dogs
  • Silver medallions
  • Kellog's Frosted Flakes
  • Balanced breakfasts
  • Sexual relationships
  • Reading
  • Writing
  • Talking
  • Bathing
  • Breathing
  • Fucking
  • Eating
  • Taking a long hard looking at your life and wondering where you're heading
  • Gun control
  • The second amendment
  • Going to the bathroom when he gets his period
  • Vince Verhei
  • Facial hair
  • withauthority
  • Anyone who disagrees with his shallow pathetic views.
  • Everything about Baseball (Except for when the Yankees win if not they're just a bunch of pathetic losers according to him)
  • Fuck it, everything

The Misery and Hilarity - a mattpat11 retrospective Edit

Here we share the wisdom of mattpat11, truly one of the board's hardest boarders.

On Edge's undefeated streak at wrestlemania:

On Tommy Dreamer:

On Cody Rhodes and Bob Holly:

On Chavo Guerrero's push:

Trolling non-existant ECW "mutants":

On Big Daddy V (seriously):

On Ashley Massaro:

On life:


Interesting Facts Edit

  • Was longest reigning F4W European Champion in history until he was defeated by Rookie Upstart Oriental Heat at BOARDAMANIA III
  • Inaugural F4W Rumble Winner.
  • Coined the term OFFENDED~!.
  • Whined and cried over the fact that his precious Yankee Baseball Game was moved from FOX to FX for a NASCAR race and that he had a "hard time" trying to find a basic cable network and proved what a loser he is by saying he had "no idea" what even airs on FX.
  • Said the 2008 King of the Ring Tournament was the "epid fail of 2008" and challenged the board to "prove him wrong" leading to tons of lulz from the board.

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