A worked sport, primarily noted for featuring better promos than WWE.

The sport consists of participants failing piss tests in spectacular fashion, with the goal being to disgust judges Bryan Alvarez and Dave Meltzer with their excuses. The judges evaluate the absurdity of said excuses, and award the winner minutes (hours) of precious radio (podcast) discussion time over the next several days (weeks). Top Mixed Martial Artists include:

  • Fucking Nick Diaz*
  • Fucking Alistair Overeem
  • Fucking Chael Sonnen

(*Diaz became a legend in the sport when he tested positive for weed, causing former/current boycotter of everything, Lance Storm to demand Bryan and Dave do a Breaking News Audio update with him in addition to the one that was already posted, so they could debate marijuana legalization)

The major Mixed Martial Arts organizations are:

See Professional wrestling.