aka Lance Evers...

aka perennial ECW, WCW, WWE midcarder...

aka doesn't have 'IT'...

aka Bryan Alvarez's GAY MAN-CRUSH.

Is not currently trying to stop saying "It's one of those things where..." because he never realized he was saying it, even though it said it every 10 seconds.

His confirmed BOARD account is "stormevers". He posts 0.01 times per day.

Is the most boring person on earth.

Popular catchphrases:

"I am now boycotting..."

"I have broken my boycott of..."

List of current boycotts:

  • Wrestling
  • MMA
  • Hair
  • Ring gear that doesn't look stupid
  • Wrestlemania XIX
  • World of Hurt
  • Being photographed with Chris Jericho
  • Contact lenses
  • Photoshop
  • The Torch
  • Libraries. Jesus Christ, Lance.


"It's one of those things where..."

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