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Kurt Angle

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Greatest and now worst wrestler ever once he left to TNA. Tears his quad getting up every day.

Drug addict. He won a Gold Medal at the 1996 Olympics despite having a freakin' broken neck, a dislocated shoulder, both legs broken, a fractured dick, punctured lung, AIDS, seven broken toes and male pattern baldness.

Was once beaten to an inch of his life by a nobody shooter during a Tough Enough segment on Smackdown. A bloody and beaten Kurt Angle vowed one day to gain revenge over his humiliation and when this happens is expected to draw NO BUYS.

Openly claims his wife enjoys anal sex. In unrelated news: They are in the process of getting divorced.

May be related to Burt Angle. http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa72/thewrestlingfandotcom/insanekurt.jpg

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