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Kevin Owens is a fat fuck and an indie retard.

After years in the indies in front of 5 people, WWE signed the morbidly obese moron to a contract.

Given a big push in NXT. Then moved up to the main roster, where he got to beat John Cena, a privilege usually only reserved for members of the McMahon family.

In middle of Jesus Push in WWE. Only problem is that the obese Owens, as Gorilla Monsoon used to say, doesn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch. Still, Owens is great for concession stand sales, as every time he waddles out to the ring, the fans all make a direct line for the concession stands.

Some asshole thought it would be a good idea to put the new WWE Universal Championship on Owens. Since Owens has been the WWE Universal Champion, RAW has gotten its lowest ratings of all time. However, Owens managed to outdo even that, as RAW has more recently done the lowest ratings of ANY pro wrestling/sports entertainment show on Monday night EVER. That includes Monday Nitro as well as the old Prime Time Wrestling show. It seems that WWE are determined to get that RAW rating down to a 1.0 or lower, and if anyone can do that, it's Kevin Owens.

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