Kevin Earl Federline (born March 21, 1978), is an American back-up stage dancer, model, actor, and rapper. Had a brief run on WWE wherein he challenged the other white poseur and promoted his awesome fucking album.
- Has great heel heat, by just simply existing.
- Has the same whitening disease as Michael Jackson.
- Once actually pinned the other white rapper in a match on Raw.
- Dude, he shtooped Britney Spears. You can't hate on that.
- He's a better parent than Britney Spears. When's the last time you saw K-Fed slutting it up with half of Hollywood's hoes?
- In fact Federline is a better parent AND human being than Chris Benoit, but that's not really saying much.
- Everybody wants to be him. Solely for the fact that he could buy and sell their soul. Federline is that damn good.