Hates internet wrestling fans. Likes sending out secret messages to Dave Meltzer via dated sporting and wrestling references.

Thinks Matt Hardy could be a future star but never explains why.

Once beat up the Blue Meanie legit on PPV, which was fucking awesome!

Yep, that's his finger in your ass.

Log Cabin Republican.

Got beat up by Johnny Nitro.

He shave his facial hair and Ron Simmons was like goodbye prison pussy.

Enjoys goose-stepping and heiling the Third Reich, but only when touring in Germany.

Got PUNCHED THE FUCK OUT by one Joey Styles. OH MY GOD~!

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