Hornswoggle is an Irish midget. Once called the Little Bastard of a Twat Leprechaun Prick, but the name never caught on, so Finley named him Hornswoggle as it was the most stereotypical stupid name he could think of.
The current World Heavyweight Champion.
On 9/10/07, Hornswaggle was named the illegitimate son of Vince McMahon. This proclamation shall lead to the next boom period in the WWE, and anyone who says otherwise is just a fucker who doesn't understand whacky.