He's just a common man.

He pleads for you to not buy baby butt wipes when you EASE yourself down to Wal-Mart, and instead buy his DVD that talks.

Is known to crack-whip with Pork & Beans.


Wears polka dots due to a bet he lost with Vince McMahon.

Has a step son named Virgil, other wise known as nWo Vincent, Shane, and 100 other names.

Once had a large valet named Sapphire, she would disappear after a incident with Jimmy Snuka in a hotel room. Report Snuka broke her neck along with her heart.


Sufferer of HARD TIMES.[1]]

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