'Dick Cunt Flair (born in 1946 In Charlotte) is a saggy tit notorious no-drawing old man who spent more than 30 years holding other wrestlers down. Despite never drawing a dime, his "good ol' boy" buddies backstage kept booking him at the top of the card. His workrate was also notorious, resulting in the well-known saying "If you've seen one Dick Pussy Flair match, you've seen 'em all." He was also fond of baring his ancient sagging cornhole to the amusement of nobody but himself and Scott Keith. Currently works for TNA, which is one more reason that promotion will never catch up to WWE.