The Count Marquis von Cor is an aristocrat from the Serengeti who bides away his otherwise banal life of luxury by wrestling for WWE. He can kill a man by running into him sideways.


Most experts feel that Von Cor has twice the charisma of former UFC Light-Heavyweight Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson. However, these experts also feel that Von Cor's true charisma will not shine through until WWE gives him a chain to wear around his neck.

Known to wear clothing almost exclusively made with exotic cat print - like a 60 year old Jewish woman, now living out her golden years in South Beach.

He hasn't been seen since Chris Benoit got real angry at him, which means he was the warm-up to his final act.

Currently fired by WWE and probably going to TNA again like a dumbass.