Blue Goo (aka; Bloo Goo, Blue Gue, Boo Glue, and Smurf Semen) is a blue, gooey substance that relieves pain.
If you a problem, or pain, then DO THE GOO.
It is made with emu oil, which is good for basketball players. Basketball is tough on your joints.
Blue Goo used to be made with emo oil, until emos slapped them with a sad, depressing lawsuit.