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Blue Goo (aka; Bloo Goo, Blue Gue, Boo Glue, and Smurf Semen) is a blue, gooey substance that relieves pain.

Blue Goo is the main sponsor of Wrestling Observer Live. It is believed Dave Meltzer owns some stock in the company. It is rumored he uses it often during his sexual conquests.

If you a problem, or pain, then DO THE GOO.

It is made with emu oil, which is good for basketball players. Basketball is tough on your joints.

Blue Goo used to be made with emo oil, until emos slapped them with a sad, depressing lawsuit.

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