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Scott Keith

2009-12-10T07:00:25Z

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	Since [[The Mexican]] was due too much of a dumbass to make separate discussion pages, I'm asking this here, AFTER the article....		Since [[The Mexican]] was due too much of a dumbass to make separate discussion pages, I'm asking this here, AFTER the article....

-	Can someone upload the picture at http://images3.wikia.nocookies.net/prowrestling/images/f/f9/Scott_Keith.jpg	+	Can someone upload the picture at

	That poor dog looks terrified, someone should call the Animal Cruelty people!		That poor dog looks terrified, someone should call the Animal Cruelty people!

Scott Keith

2009-12-10T06:58:12Z

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	Since [[The Mexican]] was due too much of a dumbass to make separate discussion pages, I'm asking this here, AFTER the article....		Since [[The Mexican]] was due too much of a dumbass to make separate discussion pages, I'm asking this here, AFTER the article....

Scott Keith

2009-12-10T06:56:21Z

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Scott Keith

2009-12-10T06:50:47Z

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	Scooter has a vagina butt.		Scooter has a vagina butt.
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		+	Married an orca that he captured from Sea World.

	His wife was the visual inspiration for the Vogons in the movie of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.		His wife was the visual inspiration for the Vogons in the movie of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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	Was once trapped in the bathroom for 3 weeks.		Was once trapped in the bathroom for 3 weeks.
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		+	Every chair and sofa in his basement has been specially reinforced due to his enormous weight.

	Has resorted to running "fantasy tournaments" on his blog where trolls vote for "the best tag team ever". To nobody's surprise the [[Hart Foundation]] won. Clearly rigged.		Has resorted to running "fantasy tournaments" on his blog where trolls vote for "the best tag team ever". To nobody's surprise the [[Hart Foundation]] won. Clearly rigged.
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	First time was when Dave claimed that his parents bought him Scooter's "Death of the WWF" book for Christmas, as they like buying him the most obscure wrestling merchandise there is.		First time was when Dave claimed that his parents bought him Scooter's "Death of the WWF" book for Christmas, as they like buying him the most obscure wrestling merchandise there is.

-	Second time was when The Meltz said that [[WWE]]'s new '''Rise and Fall of [[WCW]]'' DVD would be shit, as the people making it had no knowledge of the reality, and that their "knowledge" consisted of "surfing the internet and readingg Scoot Keith-level historical material".	+	Second time was when The Meltz said that [[WWE]]'s new '''Rise and Fall of [[WCW]]'' DVD would be shit, as the people making it had no knowledge of the reality, and that their "knowledge" consisted of "surfing the internet and reading Scoot Keith-level historical material".

	http://skeith.ytmnd.com		http://skeith.ytmnd.com

User talk:71.146.229.15

2009-12-09T18:29:53Z

welcoming new contributor

New page

==Welcome==
Hi, welcome to Figure 4 Weekly. Thanks for your edit to the [[:Aurora Rose Levesque]] page.

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Aurora Rose Levesque

2009-12-09T18:29:26Z

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	She is due to make her on screen debut as the new [[general manager]] for [[ECW]].		She is due to make her on screen debut as the new [[general manager]] for [[ECW]].
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-	Reportedly the reason [[Kurt Angle]] was let go by [[WWE]], because [[Triple Fucking H]] didn't want anybody else doing his daughter's gimmick of babbling incoherently, being pushed around in a pram, and crapping her pants.
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User talk:69.5.138.210

2009-12-07T00:18:15Z

welcoming new contributor

New page

==Welcome==
Hi, welcome to Figure 4 Weekly. Thanks for your edit to the [[:Vince Verhei]] page.

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Vince Verhei

2009-12-07T00:17:12Z

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-	[[Image:bowlingpin.jpg\|thumb\|right\|"Bring me the finest meats and cheeses!"]]'''Vince Verhei''' (born October 10, 1975 in [[Seattle]], [[Washington]]) is a real life ape, a goober, a former [[wrestling\|professional wrestler]], and a "contributor" (albeit barely, thanks to [[Dave Meltzer]] and the F4W/Observer merger) to the [[F4W Empire]]. Verhei is known best for his small penis and substantial body fat (a bad combination). In June 2005, Verhei started "contributing" in audio updates on [[The Bryan and Vinny Show]], where the pair review [[wrestling\|professional wrestling]] and [[MMA]] programming, in an observational comedic style similar to that found in the [[Figure Four Weekly Newsletter\|newsletter]], often interspersed with the awkward silences that have become Verhei's trademark. [[Bryan]] constantly screaming and berating Vincent has also become commonplace. It is rumored that [[Bryan]] may physically and/or sexually abuse Vinny off-the-air. Vinny has publicly denied these accusations.	+	[[Image:bowlingpin.jpg\|thumb\|right\|"Bring me the finest meats and cheeses!"]]'''Vince Verhei''' (born October 10, 1975 in [[Seattle]], [[Washington]]) is a real life ape, a goober, a former [[wrestling\|professional wrestler]], and a "contributor" (albeit barely, thanks to [[Dave Meltzer]] and the F4W/Observer merger) to the [[F4W Empire]]. Verhei is known best for his small penis and substantial body fat (a bad combination). In June 2005, Verhei started "contributing" in audio updates on [[The Bryan and Vinny Show]], where the pair review [[wrestling\|professional wrestling]] and [[MMA]] programming, in an observational comedic style similar to that found in the [[Figure Four Weekly Newsletter\|newsletter]], often interspersed with the awkward silences that have become Verhei's trademark. [[Bryan]] constantly screaming and berating Vincent has also become commonplace. It is rumored that [[Bryan]] may physically and/or sexually abuse Vinny off-the-air. Vinny has publicly denied these accusations.  Ironically, The show also marks the peak of his life's accomplishments.
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	[[Image:AWoBRYAN3copy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Just another Monday night...]]		[[Image:AWoBRYAN3copy.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Just another Monday night...]]

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	Advertisers no longer wished to buy ad space in a poorly edited magazine and it is now out of business. Vinny now lives in a box on Bryan's lawn.		Advertisers no longer wished to buy ad space in a poorly edited magazine and it is now out of business. Vinny now lives in a box on Bryan's lawn.

-	==Other Known Talents==[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg\|thumb\|left\|sex-o-5-you]]	+	==Other Known Talents==[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg\|thumb\|left\|sex-o-5-you]]
	'''Pussy-Repellant'''		'''Pussy-Repellant'''

Rovert

2009-12-06T15:45:41Z

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	A fan of gun control, WWR & Vodka		A fan of gun control, WWR & Vodka

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Craig Proper

2009-12-06T06:27:12Z

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	He's a big guy. VERRRRRRY big.		He's a big guy. VERRRRRRY big.
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		+	Craig has also joined in as a co-host for Ed in San Antonio's "Drunkcast" radio show. http://www.angrymarks.com/podcasts/drunkcast/

User talk:75.172.17.4

2009-12-06T06:24:02Z

welcoming new contributor

New page

==Welcome==
Hi, welcome to Figure 4 Weekly. Thanks for your edit to the [[:Craig Proper]] page.

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Craig Proper

2009-12-06T06:23:25Z

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-	[[Image:Pearljam062.gif\|left\|thumb\|196px\|“Don't call myyyyyy DAUGHTER....”]][[Image:Cat.jpg\|right\|thumb\|98px\|not an actual picture of young Ms. Proper. ]]'''Craig Proper''' aka ''Bryan’s Friend Craig'' is a former [[wrestling\|professional wrestler]] that broke into the wrestling biz. the same time as Bryan Alvarez (the two worked each other in their first match) and is current host of all WWE PPV house partys.	+	[[Image:Pearljam062.gif\|left\|thumb\|196px\|“Don't call myyyyyy DAUGHTER....”]]'''Craig Proper''' aka ''Bryan’s Friend Craig'' is a former [[wrestling\|professional wrestler]] that broke into the wrestling biz. the same time as Bryan Alvarez (the two worked each other in their first match). He wrestled under the name Corrosion. He is current host of all WWE PPV house partys and writes the ROH on HDNet tv report for the newsletter

-	Craig is very soft-spoken, but will proceed to KICK YOUR ASS (with his good leg) if you dare even think about going near his hot adopted daughter. [[Awkward Silence\|...hot.]]	+	LOVES Pearl Jam, And has seen them live 30+ times!
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-	LOVES Pearl Jam, And has seen them live 24 times!

	Craig is a religious man, but does not like it when [[Bryan]] refers to him as "pious."		Craig is a religious man, but does not like it when [[Bryan]] refers to him as "pious."
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	Craig was immortalized in the F4W song [http://www.angrymarks.com/music/songs/Super%20Sugartits%20Bros.mp3 Super Sugartits Bros.] when he and [[Bryan Alvarez\|Bryan]] suggested the next [[Vince Russo match]] would be a Super Mario style "one up" on a pole.		Craig was immortalized in the F4W song [http://www.angrymarks.com/music/songs/Super%20Sugartits%20Bros.mp3 Super Sugartits Bros.] when he and [[Bryan Alvarez\|Bryan]] suggested the next [[Vince Russo match]] would be a Super Mario style "one up" on a pole.

-	He's a big guy.	+	He's a big guy. VERRRRRRY big.
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User:Joeyaa

2009-12-05T21:52:45Z

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The Rock(no, not Don Muraco...that guy with the manboobs who was in The Scorpion King)

2009-12-05T13:25:04Z

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	Appeared in The Mummy Returns for all of about 3 minutes, yet convinced himself that he is the star of the movie, and its box office success was due to his role.		Appeared in The Mummy Returns for all of about 3 minutes, yet convinced himself that he is the star of the movie, and its box office success was due to his role.

-	Appears to suffer from uncontrollable spams, twitches and tics which often manifest themselves during his matches and promos.	+	Appears to suffer from uncontrollable spasms, twitches and tics which often manifest themselves during his matches and promos.

	Enjoys walking backstage and has spent entire shows wandering the passageways and locker room area without any real purpose.		Enjoys walking backstage and has spent entire shows wandering the passageways and locker room area without any real purpose.

TNA

2009-12-05T13:24:04Z

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	An unorthodox [[wrestling]] promotion founded on the following principles:		An unorthodox [[wrestling]] promotion founded on the following principles:
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	==Suck-ass things in TNA==		==Suck-ass things in TNA==
-	*	+	* [[Raven]]
	* [[Billy Gunn]]		* [[Billy Gunn]]
	* [[Don West]] (On TNA Impact & PPVs)		* [[Don West]] (On TNA Impact & PPVs)

User talk:Joeyaa

2009-12-05T08:02:34Z

welcoming new contributor

New page

==Welcome==
Hi, welcome to Figure 4 Weekly! Thanks for your edit to the [[:The Rock(no, not Don Muraco...that guy with the manboobs who was in The Scorpion King)]] page.

Please leave a message on [[User talk:Sannse|my talk page]] if I can help with anything! -- [[User:Sannse|Sannse]] ([[User_talk:Sannse|Talk]]) 08:02, December 5, 2009

User:Joeyaa

2009-12-05T08:02:33Z

New page

[[File:Placeholder|thumb|300px]]
==About me==

''This is your user page. Please edit this page to tell the community about yourself!''

==My favorite pages==

* Add links to your favorite pages on the wiki here!
* Favorite page #2
* Favorite page #3

The Rock(no, not Don Muraco...that guy with the manboobs who was in The Scorpion King)

2009-12-05T08:02:21Z

Undo revision 8987 by 76.122.1.26 (talk)

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-	OH! I've deleated your work.	+	Wrote the greatest wrestling book of all time.

-	-  The Rock	+	Paid his dues by having his father's good friends have him defeat four guys in his debut match, then win the Intercontinental Championship three months later.
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		+	Is the "most electrifying man in sports entertainment".
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		+	Maybe he shouldn't use that vibrator so much.
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		+	When he wrestled Hulk Hogan, the fans all chanted "Hogan"  and "Rocky Sucks".
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		+	When he wrestled Stone Cold Steve Austin, the fans all chanted "Austin" and "Rocky Sucks".
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		+	When he wrestled Ric Flair, the fans all chanted "Let's Go Flair" and "Rocky Sucks".
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		+	When he wrestled Rob van Dam, the fans all chanted "RVD" and "Rocky Sucks".
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		+	When he wrestled Chris Jericho, the fans all chanted "Y2J" and "Rocky Sucks".
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		+	When he wrestled Brock Lesnar,  the fans all chanted "Let's Go Lesnar" and "Rocky Sucks".
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		+	When he wrestled the Brooklyn Brawler, the fans all chanted "Brawler" and "Rocky Sucks".
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		+	Biggest and Most Popular Superstar of All Time.
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		+	Currently making some box-office turkey, set not to open at a theater near you.
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		+	Stole his "People's Eyebrow" from Drake Hogestyn.
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		+	Tried to make the Sharpshooter move his own, but was always booed when he put it on his opponent.
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		+	Super-popular(and totally realistic-looking) move The People's Elbow was always met with boos and jeers.
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		+	Stormed out of WWE in tears after being booed out of yet another PPV where he was booked as the face and his opponent as the heel.
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		+	Possesses superhuman powers as he was run over by an nWo truck attack, yet returned a few days later without a scratch.
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		+	Also has magical saliva, as spitting on his fists makes his punches knockout blows.
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		+	Is likely religious, as he often stops during matches to close his eyes and look skyward with a big silly look all over his face.
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		+	Bought his sideburns from Greg Valentine's old Rhythm 'n' Blues days on ebay.
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		+	His tattoos wash off with soap and warm water.
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		+	Appeared in The Mummy Returns for all of about 3 minutes, yet convinced himself that he is the star of the movie, and its box office success was due to his role.
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		+	Appears to suffer from uncontrollable spams, twitches and tics which often manifest themselves during his matches and promos.
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		+	Enjoys walking backstage and has spent entire shows wandering the passageways and locker room area without any real purpose.
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		+	When he joined the then-small group of men who have won both the WWF/E and WCW/World titles, it had the immediate effect of that distinction meaning a whole lot less.
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		+	Made so many references to shoving things up people's asses, that it's obvious he indulges in such activities frequently himself.
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		+	Holds the record for having most signs confiscated by the Sign Police in his name. At one single event more than 50 000 anti-Rock signs were taken, as Rock was booked to be the face.

User talk:76.122.1.26

2009-12-05T08:01:03Z

welcoming new contributor

New page

==Welcome==
Hi, welcome to Figure 4 Weekly. Thanks for your edit to the [[:The Rock(no, not Don Muraco...that guy with the manboobs who was in The Scorpion King)]] page.

'''[[Special:Userlogin|Please sign in and create a user name]]'''. It's an easy way to keep track of your contributions and helps you communicate with the rest of the community.

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The Rock(no, not Don Muraco...that guy with the manboobs who was in The Scorpion King)

2009-12-05T08:00:47Z

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-	Paid his dues by having his father's good friends have him defeat four guys in his debut match, then win the Intercontinental Championship three months later.	+	-  The Rock
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-	Is the "most electrifying man in sports entertainment".
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-	Maybe he shouldn't use that vibrator so much.
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-	When he wrestled Hulk Hogan, the fans all chanted "Hogan"  and "Rocky Sucks".
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-	When he wrestled Stone Cold Steve Austin, the fans all chanted "Austin" and "Rocky Sucks".
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-	When he wrestled Ric Flair, the fans all chanted "Let's Go Flair" and "Rocky Sucks".
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-	When he wrestled Rob van Dam, the fans all chanted "RVD" and "Rocky Sucks".
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-	When he wrestled Chris Jericho, the fans all chanted "Y2J" and "Rocky Sucks".
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-	When he wrestled Brock Lesnar,  the fans all chanted "Let's Go Lesnar" and "Rocky Sucks".
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-	When he wrestled the Brooklyn Brawler, the fans all chanted "Brawler" and "Rocky Sucks".
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-	Biggest and Most Popular Superstar of All Time.
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-	Currently making some box-office turkey, set not to open at a theater near you.
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-	Stole his "People's Eyebrow" from Drake Hogestyn.
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-	Tried to make the Sharpshooter move his own, but was always booed when he put it on his opponent.
-
-	Super-popular(and totally realistic-looking) move The People's Elbow was always met with boos and jeers.
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-	Stormed out of WWE in tears after being booed out of yet another PPV where he was booked as the face and his opponent as the heel.
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-	Possesses superhuman powers as he was run over by an nWo truck attack, yet returned a few days later without a scratch.
-
-	Also has magical saliva, as spitting on his fists makes his punches knockout blows.
-
-	Is likely religious, as he often stops during matches to close his eyes and look skyward with a big silly look all over his face.
-
-	Bought his sideburns from Greg Valentine's old Rhythm 'n' Blues days on ebay.
-
-	His tattoos wash off with soap and warm water.
-
-	Appeared in The Mummy Returns for all of about 3 minutes, yet convinced himself that he is the star of the movie, and its box office success was due to his role.
-
-	Appears to suffer from uncontrollable spams, twitches and tics which often manifest themselves during his matches and promos.
-
-	Enjoys walking backstage and has spent entire shows wandering the passageways and locker room area without any real purpose.
-
-	When he joined the then-small group of men who have won both the WWF/E and WCW/World titles, it had the immediate effect of that distinction meaning a whole lot less.
-
-	Made so many references to shoving things up people's asses, that it's obvious he indulges in such activities frequently himself.
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-	Holds the record for having most signs confiscated by the Sign Police in his name. At one single event more than 50 000 anti-Rock signs were taken, as Rock was booked to be the face.

TNA

2009-12-05T04:19:36Z

Suck-ass things in TNA:

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	==Suck-ass things in TNA==		==Suck-ass things in TNA==
-	* [[Raven]]	+	*
	* [[Billy Gunn]]		* [[Billy Gunn]]
	* [[Don West]] (On TNA Impact & PPVs)		* [[Don West]] (On TNA Impact & PPVs)